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Gentlemen Never Tell 1


120 pages, 2 column format, 10 point Bookman type
premiered November 1997

two-color cover art by Rune

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$12.00 plus postage

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Gentlemen Never Tell 2


136 pages, 2 column format, 10 point Bookman type
premiered November 1998

two-color cover art by Rune

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$12.00 plus postage

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Gentlemen Never Tell 3


186 pages, 2 column format, 10 point Bookman type
premiered November 1999

two-color cover art by Rune

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Winner of a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Zine)

Includes: The Night of the Unexpected Assignation by Belladonna Triste, winner of a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Short Story); The Night of the Mesmerizing Kiss by Theresa Kyle, winner of a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Story); The Night of Monsters by Jane Mailander, winner of a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Novella); Never Love a Stranger by Taliesin, nominee for a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Story); The Night of the Piper by Linda White, nominee for a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Story); The Nights of Yellow Jack by P.R. Zed, nominee for a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Story); A Room for the Night by Taliesin, nominee for a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Story)

$15.00 plus postage

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Gentlemen Never Tell 4


222 pages, 2 column format, 10 point Bookman type
premiered November 2000

two-color cover art by Rune - winner of a 2001 STIFfie Award

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Winner of a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Zine)

Includes: Fever Dream by Jane Mailander, winner of a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Short Story); The Terrible Doubt of Appearances by P.R. Zed, winner of a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Story); The Night of the Vampire's Curse by Linda White, winner of a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Novella); Coupling by Taliesin, nominee for a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Story); The Night of the Best of Enemies by Belladonna Triste, nominee for a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Story); And Be a Villain by Taliesin, nominee for a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Novella); and The Shadow of a Soul by Taliesin, nominee for a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Novella)

$15.00 plus postage

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Gentlemen Never Tell 5


195 pages, 2 column format, 10 point Bookman type
premiered November 2001

two-color cover art by Rune - winner of a 2002 Honorable Mention Fan Quality Award (Best Art)

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Winner of an Honorable Mention Fan Quality Award for Best Zine

Includes: By Any Other Name by Taliesin, and The Night of the Lost Netherlander's Mine by Kensiga L'Tir, co-winners of a 2002 Fan Quality Award (Best Story); Just A Kiss by Taliesin, nominee for a 2002 Fan Quality Award (Best Story); The Night of the Blood Bond by chevron, nominee for a 2002 Fan Quality Award (Best Story); The Night of the Mysterious Missives by Linda White, nominee for a 2002 Fan Quality Award (Best Story); Words, Words, Words by P.R. Zed, nominee for a 2002 Fan Quality Award (Best Story)

$15.00 plus postage

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Gentlemen Never Tell 6


231 pages, 2 column format, 10 point Bookman type
premiered November 2002

two-color cover art by Rune - nominated for a 2003 Fan Quality Award

illustration by Jean Kluge - winner of a 2003 Fan Quality Award

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Winner of a 2003 Fan Quality Award for Best Zine

Includes: The Night of the Fateful Convergence by Chevron, winner of a 2003 Fan Quality Award (Best Story); Dead Men Rise Up Never by Taliesin, nominee for a 2003 Fan Quality Award (Best Story); Jim West and the Secesh by Taliesin, nominee for a 2003 Fan Quality Award (Best Story)

$17.00 plus postage

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Gentlemen Never Tell 7


290 pages, 2 column format, 10 point Bookman type
premiered November 2003

two-color cover art by Rune - winner of a 2004 Fan Quality Award (Best Artwork - Honorable Mention) and a 2004 SCREWZ Award

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Winner of a 2003 Fan Quality Award (Best Zine - Honorable Mention)

Includes: The Night of the Opium Den by P.R. Zed, winner of a 2004 Fan Quality Award (Best Story) and a 2004 SCREWZ Award (Best Story); The Night of Equilibrity by Graculus, winner of a 2004 SCREWZ Award (Best Novella):The Night of the Missing Cattle Affair by Rari, nominee for a 2004 Fan Quality Award (Best Story);When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Taliesin, nominee for a 2004 Fan Quality Award (Best Story)


$20.00 plus postage

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Gentlemen Never Tell 8


260 pages, 2 column format, 10 point Bookman type
premiered November 2004

two-color cover art by Rune - winner of a 2005 SCREWZ Award (Best Artwork)

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Includes: The Night of the Spy by H. F. Dragonfly, winner of a 2005 SCREWZ Award (Best Novella)


$18.00 plus postage

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Gentlemen Never Tell 9


310 pages, 2 column format, 10 point Bookman type
premiered May 2006

two-color cover art by Rune

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$20.00 plus postage

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Gentlemen Never Tell 10


189 pages, 2 column format, 10 point Bookman type
premiered June 2008

two-color cover art by Rune

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$15.00 plus postage

Fan awards:
The Fan Q Awards are given out each year at MediaWest*Con and are sponsered by the Con committee.
The STIFfie Awards were given out each year at MediaWest*Con, though they were not associated with the Con committee. The STIFfies were discontinued after 2001.
The SCREWZ Awards are given out each year in the late summer and began in 2004. They are not associated with any con.

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Gentlemen Never Tell 10 is the last edition of Gentlemen Never Tell that will be produced. However, all zines will remain in print until further notice and may continue to be ordered through this website (use link below).


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